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Friday, July 18, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
"Why Do You Keep Calling Me Calvin?"
SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless you have read parts 1 and 2 in Written in My Own Heart's Blood.
I was up reading at 3AM a few nights ago. But I wasn't reading MOBY.
I was reading A LEAF ON THE WIND OF ALL HALLOWS!!!
I woke up - tossing and turning - with my mind racing about Roger and Buck...and Jerry.
This is me - trying to process all this time travel:
I am all kinds of confused. AND LOVING IT. And I know things will be revealed going forward...because they always are. But I'm going over timelines...and my brain is negotiating with itself in a quest to piece it all together. And don't bother telling me not to...and to just "go with it"...or some such silliness...because that is the way my brain works. I missed my calling on "CSI Jersey Shore."
So here's the thing. How did a woman on a farm in North Umbria have Jerry's dog tags if Jack-friggin-RANDALL had them Inverness in MOBY?? And handed them to Brian Fraser who handed them to Roger. But Roger was WITH Jerry Mackenzie in North Umbria when the aforementioned farmer's wife had them there. (UNLESS the man with dark hair and bright green eyes who told Jerry he loved him WASNA ROGER???) So now I'm all KINDS of wondering if Roger is going to go through the stones with Buck AGAIN and find Jerry or what?
AND AND AND...as we were discussing in MOP Chat last night; how did Frank's letter get into a desk at Lallybroch?!? Riddle me THAT! (Kidding - dinna tell me, please. Nae spoilers, aye?!) I suppose I'll just have to keep reading to find out.
AND Poor Jem. I can handle a lot, y'all...but I canna handle the back and forth with little Jem being hunted by Rob Cameron. And that story in the letter by Frank??? That exactly why they want Jem. I thought it was about time travel...but if that were the case, they could have taken Bree. They want Jem because they think he's going to rule Scotland. (TELL me that wasn't a bomb dropper when you read THAT little tidbit. WOW. Canna wait to see what happens with THAT storyline.)
A few things:
- DOUGAL EFFING MACfrigginKENZIE for the love of all that's holy!!! Yet another "SHUT UP!!!" moment in this series. I loved every second of his visit withhis twin Roger. And comments like "feeling a state of bemused horror" just make me a) giggle, b) TOTALLY feel the scene and c) realize I'm feeling the same EXACT thing at seeing Dougal again!!!
- That letter Frank wrote to Bree. Tell me I didn't cry - right there in my bed at 3AM - when he signed it "Dad". OMG I cried an ocean. I am telling you...Tobias Menzies' casting - coupled with my "Leaf on the Wind of All Hallows" read a couple years back (was it that long ago??) - has softened me to Frank BIG time.
- ROGER HELD BLACK JACK'S HANDS AND PRAYED OVER HIM. (insert my gobsmacked face here) What in the name of all that's holy. I am living in TERROR that Roger is going to mess things up for Jamie and Claire. What if Randall falls for ROGER?!? What if that teeny prayer session makes Black Jack find God and throw away his wicked ways?? What if George McFly doesn't get the girl? (Sorry - had to.) SO MANY WHAT IFS!!!!!
- Bree is takin' the bairns and getting the heck outta dodge. And putting herself right smack into the middle of the American Revolution in Phila-delphi-A. Oy. I suppose Frank is right; the safest place is the past.
But what aboutHAROLD ROGER?!?
What is that poor soul going to DO?? Shiz - he's OLDER THAN effing JAMIE in 1738!!! It's not like he can WAIT FOR BREE or something!! Boyfriend's going to have to get his ass back to the 80s (like all the clothing designers seem to have done recently; lorddddddddd the stripes)...read Bree's note...and then get his ass back to 1778 Philly. OMG this book is so brills I don't know what to DO with myself!!! Time travel RULES!!!
OK on to Part 3. Wish me luck!!!
I was up reading at 3AM a few nights ago. But I wasn't reading MOBY.
I was reading A LEAF ON THE WIND OF ALL HALLOWS!!!
I woke up - tossing and turning - with my mind racing about Roger and Buck...and Jerry.
This is me - trying to process all this time travel:
I am all kinds of confused. AND LOVING IT. And I know things will be revealed going forward...because they always are. But I'm going over timelines...and my brain is negotiating with itself in a quest to piece it all together. And don't bother telling me not to...and to just "go with it"...or some such silliness...because that is the way my brain works. I missed my calling on "CSI Jersey Shore."
So here's the thing. How did a woman on a farm in North Umbria have Jerry's dog tags if Jack-friggin-RANDALL had them Inverness in MOBY?? And handed them to Brian Fraser who handed them to Roger. But Roger was WITH Jerry Mackenzie in North Umbria when the aforementioned farmer's wife had them there. (UNLESS the man with dark hair and bright green eyes who told Jerry he loved him WASNA ROGER???) So now I'm all KINDS of wondering if Roger is going to go through the stones with Buck AGAIN and find Jerry or what?
Frank, during his brief trip to the 18th century (in my dreams.) |
AND Poor Jem. I can handle a lot, y'all...but I canna handle the back and forth with little Jem being hunted by Rob Cameron. And that story in the letter by Frank??? That exactly why they want Jem. I thought it was about time travel...but if that were the case, they could have taken Bree. They want Jem because they think he's going to rule Scotland. (TELL me that wasn't a bomb dropper when you read THAT little tidbit. WOW. Canna wait to see what happens with THAT storyline.)
A few things:
- DOUGAL EFFING MACfrigginKENZIE for the love of all that's holy!!! Yet another "SHUT UP!!!" moment in this series. I loved every second of his visit with
- That letter Frank wrote to Bree. Tell me I didn't cry - right there in my bed at 3AM - when he signed it "Dad". OMG I cried an ocean. I am telling you...Tobias Menzies' casting - coupled with my "Leaf on the Wind of All Hallows" read a couple years back (was it that long ago??) - has softened me to Frank BIG time.
"Take your damned hands off her." And don't eff this UP, Roger!!! |
- Bree is takin' the bairns and getting the heck outta dodge. And putting herself right smack into the middle of the American Revolution in Phila-delphi-A. Oy. I suppose Frank is right; the safest place is the past.
But what about
What is that poor soul going to DO?? Shiz - he's OLDER THAN effing JAMIE in 1738!!! It's not like he can WAIT FOR BREE or something!! Boyfriend's going to have to get his ass back to the 80s (like all the clothing designers seem to have done recently; lorddddddddd the stripes)...read Bree's note...and then get his ass back to 1778 Philly. OMG this book is so brills I don't know what to DO with myself!!! Time travel RULES!!!
OK on to Part 3. Wish me luck!!!
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
MOP CHAT TONIGHT!
MOP Outlander Chat Tonight at 9PM Eastern.
Chat rules for this evening's MOBY discussion:
The first half of tonight's discussion will be about PARTS 1&2 ONLY!
The second half of tonight's discussion will include THE ENTIRE BOOK.
LET'S DISCUSS!!!
Chat rules for this evening's MOBY discussion:
The first half of tonight's discussion will be about PARTS 1&2 ONLY!
The second half of tonight's discussion will include THE ENTIRE BOOK.
LET'S DISCUSS!!!
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Friday, July 4, 2014
Time Keeps on Slipping, Slipping, Slipping...
SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless you've read chapter 31 in Written in My Own Heart's Blood.
Jamie and Claire
Sittin' in a Tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love...
Then comes marriage...
Then comes schtupping in a potting shed!!!
DAMN, boyfriend...you sure know how to make an entrance!!! For a minute there, I thought I was back in Lazarevo!! (Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons reference. If you havena read it...GET ON IT.)
And isn't it just like Miss Herself to sneak that up on us like a rainstorm in the desert. (Better put an extra S on that because it's more like DESSERT!)
Meanwhile...back at the townhouse (or "row house" {pronounced row-hayus} as we Philadelphians like to say), has Jenny left Hal alone? Or will she shank him when Ian and Rachel go to visit Marsali at the print shop? And, um, is Fergus even at the print shop? I don't even remember. I must do some searchin' through Echo when I get a few minutes so I can get up to speed on Fergus's whereabouts.
So where am I now? Bree just found Jem. Thank GOD. I was on the edge of my seat for that little roller coaster ride. That poor kid. He is NINE! Just like my own son. I swear, I was tearing up in the salon chair yesterday during my partial foil! That poor soul was just wandering around IN THE DARK (sung like Billy Squier). I was a puddle the entire time I was waiting for my vanilla creme glaze to kick in. Can you imagine?? That little guy dealing with those crazy-assed machines...and the stairs...and the possibility of getting sucked back to the 18th century. What a ride!!!
That Rob Cameron is a douche of epic proportions. I hope Bree leaves him in her hidey hole for the entire book and makes him rub the lotion on his skin. Shit, I'll buy Diana Gabaldon a poodle named Precious if that happens.
And Roger. Poor Roger. :( Oh I am sick for him. He is - and always will be - Job. I went from "Ugh...I already read about Roger and Buck trekking across the countryside and trying to get back" to "Holy shit, Roger's the most interesting thing in this friggin book! And that's saying something because every storyline is on fire!!"
Brian Fraser. BRIAN FUCKING FRASER. I shat my pants on the spot when he appeared at the friggin door. Diana Gabaldon, man. She is the shiz!!! WHAT a gift for us!!! I wanted to stand up in the salon chair and go "WUH WUH WUH" with my fist like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. AndJanet Jenny. Lorddddddd 15 year old Jenny. And I was calculating in my head like a crazy person while reading that...FEVERISHLY trying to figure out how old Jamie was and WHERE he was and if he was a couple years older or younger than Jenny. (Memory. It's not just for breakfast anymore!)
Actually - when we first saw Brian, I was wondering if Jamie was going to come toddling to the front door...and I'm kindof glad he didn't. My heart would not have been able to handle that at_all. I would have run screaming from The Style Room, yelling "Help me, help me, Jesus, Bride and the saints!!!" and scared the crap out of the lady next door in the bakery.
OK - enough of my rambling. Later, y'all. I have to go read.
Post Scriptum: Isn't DG a sly one with flipping back and forth between worlds? I had forgotten how maddening, yet delicious it is when you get SO into one storyline...find yourself in the other world and think "Oh crap"...and a few paragraphs later are completely and utterly immersed in THAT world...and never want to leave.
If the house is-a-rockin'... |
Sittin' in a Tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love...
Then comes marriage...
Then comes schtupping in a potting shed!!!
DAMN, boyfriend...you sure know how to make an entrance!!! For a minute there, I thought I was back in Lazarevo!! (Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons reference. If you havena read it...GET ON IT.)
And isn't it just like Miss Herself to sneak that up on us like a rainstorm in the desert. (Better put an extra S on that because it's more like DESSERT!)
Elfreth's Alley. Recognize. |
So where am I now? Bree just found Jem. Thank GOD. I was on the edge of my seat for that little roller coaster ride. That poor kid. He is NINE! Just like my own son. I swear, I was tearing up in the salon chair yesterday during my partial foil! That poor soul was just wandering around IN THE DARK (sung like Billy Squier). I was a puddle the entire time I was waiting for my vanilla creme glaze to kick in. Can you imagine?? That little guy dealing with those crazy-assed machines...and the stairs...and the possibility of getting sucked back to the 18th century. What a ride!!!
See Rob rub. Rub, Rob, rub. |
And Roger. Poor Roger. :( Oh I am sick for him. He is - and always will be - Job. I went from "Ugh...I already read about Roger and Buck trekking across the countryside and trying to get back" to "Holy shit, Roger's the most interesting thing in this friggin book! And that's saying something because every storyline is on fire!!"
Brian Fraser. BRIAN FUCKING FRASER. I shat my pants on the spot when he appeared at the friggin door. Diana Gabaldon, man. She is the shiz!!! WHAT a gift for us!!! I wanted to stand up in the salon chair and go "WUH WUH WUH" with my fist like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. And
Brian WHAT?!? |
OK - enough of my rambling. Later, y'all. I have to go read.
Post Scriptum: Isn't DG a sly one with flipping back and forth between worlds? I had forgotten how maddening, yet delicious it is when you get SO into one storyline...find yourself in the other world and think "Oh crap"...and a few paragraphs later are completely and utterly immersed in THAT world...and never want to leave.
Happy Fourth of July!
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Over the River (Near Matson's Ford) and Through the Woods (Between Valley Forge and Philadelphia) to Mother Claire's House We Go!
SPOILER ALERT: I have read 21 Chapters in Written in My Own Heart's Blood.
Gather 'round now, chitlins, 'cuz mama's got a lot to talk about, mmmkayyy? Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic: St. John's Wort is neither a saint, nor a wart. Discuss!!
First of all... Ooooh wheee! That Willy is all kinds of messed up in the head right now, is he not?! Boyfriend's walkin' around...all disheveled...trying to keep up this facade of being rich-folk...when in all actuality, hereditarily speaking, he doesna have a pot to pee in! (Unless it's the lady Arabella-Jane's chamber pot...and he's too highfalutin to peep on top of her low-class peeps so soon after she peeped 'em!)
OK so seriously. Here's a guy who has been told - his entire life - that he's special. And rich. And all of a sudden...BAM! He ain't worth a dime - figuratively AND literally. It's got to be completely overwhelming and all-encompassing, no? You really have to put yourself in William's position to understand why I feel such empathy for him. His entire world is a lie. His mother is not his mother. His father is not his father. And the very people who raised him and were supposed to protect him have been lying to him all those years.
This poor kid is a ticking time bomb!! He makes Dallas in The Outsiders look like he's out for a stroll at the convenience store parking lot!! I don't blame him one bit for hating Jamie Fraser. (Nor does Jamie, I might add.)
But Ian? WEE Ian?!? Dude...you better back the eff UP. I will NOT tolerate you hauling off and hitting Ian in the mouth...and then being all snooty and righteous and telling the officers HE started it. Well nanny nanny noo noo, ya poor bugger. I don't feel the least bit sorry for ya when ye act like a child. Hell, my 9 year old wouldn't play THAT blame game...and he invented it! His sister does everything wrong..."I don't know" leaves his stuff around the house...and "somebody" moved it when he can't find it. Believe me - I know a good bit about acting like a child...and William's doing a rip-roarin' job.
And how about Miss Rachel being all bedroom eyed over Ian's fine arse in the woods...or his johnson private parts under the loin cloth breechclout for that matter! Girlfriend is in HEAT! I love it! Quaker or no, she knows one fine piece of homely, skinny ass when she sees it! I found it totally bittersweet when Herself said Rachel just liked to talk to Ian...and look at his face (so paraphrasing but you get the gist). I love that he's found someone who's so gaga over him that she just wants to stare at him. But it made me sad to think of his face being tattooed forever...and her probably being sad for him, even though he's not sad for himself. I think those tattoos would probably make me love him more...because it would make him seem vulnerable in a way. (And we all know how much Carol loves vulnerability in her fictional men!)
Honestly, it kills me to not know what Wee Ian looks like. I wish someone would sit Diana Gabaldon down with a sketch artist and make her draw him for us. I've always seen him like Joe Mazzello...but I'd love to know how she sees him (along with sooo many other characters!)
It also pains me to hear Ian rehashing and reliving "Emily" in his mind while filling Rachel in on all the sordid deets. Ahem...cough bloort coughhhh!!!
Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little at the mere thought of that awful woman.
OK getting back to the matter at hand. Jamie...cruising along Lancaster Avenue Route 30 Lincoln Highway the main road to Philadelphia, on someone's wagon. Like an even hotter, red-heided Pa Ingalls - trying to get back to Claire...so she can tell him just what she was thinking about, sleeping with Lord John, which he finds somewhat Mary McNabbesque. (Not sure I remember him meeting back up with Mary for a little third base after that...a la Claire and Lord John...but why split hand jobs hairs). I have to be honest - I don't really want Claire to get off that easy (pun intended!) but - again - it's almost easier to write it off than spend a ton of time dwelling on it...just like the situation with Jenny.
So here's Jamie, riding along...and there is FRIGGIN IAN WHO THINKS HE'S DEAD walking alongside of him!!! Oh holy hell - I sat right up (in my lounge chair by the pool where I was ignoring my family all afternoon) and said "No WAY!!!!!" (I can't WAIT until we see Ian realize Jenny's still alive, too!!) And poor Rachel is running alongside the gaggle of lobsterbacks...trying to keep track of where they're taking her Scottish Mohawk man. (Um, did Ian not tell you to go to Mother Claire and help him get out of this mess? So whatcha doin' still here, missy??) And then SHE looks at Jamie and almost falls the hell over...which is beyond deliciously fun, no?!
And when Jamie blackmails Willie and thinks to himself "Oh shiz - I couldna even take him!"??? Oh that just did it for me. I am as entrenched as anyone can be at this point.
Yup. I'm knee-deep in NEW GABALDON!!!
It's like Christmas morning when you've unwrapped all your new toys and you love everything...but you've only tested out a few so far and they couldn't tear you away from these new toys if they tried.
A few quick points:
- Kindof glad we have't heard from Mother Claire and Hal in the last few chapters. I needed a break from Hal's asthma and Claire's ministrations.
- Love the complexity of the situation with Ian and Rachel...and Denny and Dottie for that matter. Religious tradition and its upheaval in one's life always spices up a storyline.
- All y'all have no iDEA how juicy all this Philadelphia burbs stuff is. Valley Forge...Matson's Ford (which is current day Conshohocken, y'all)...Brandywine...Jethro Woodbine (as in Woodbine Avenue)...it's like Diana Gabaldon was in my class at St. Norbert's and went on all the field trips with me. Something tells me she didn't sing quite as loudly and obnoxiously as I did on the bus rides there and back...but I digress.
- Jamie has always, ALWAYS acted like a father to William. So many instances of him showing him tough love...just like a good dad would do. It warms my heart. Jamie just walked up to him - grabbed him by the ear (OK not the ear but you know what I mean) - and told him what he was going to do...because it was the RIGHT thing to do. I have such love for this sad little non-relationship, I canna conTAIN myself. I can only hope they forge some type of bond going forward, after Willie stops feeling sorry for himself and doing hookers because they insist upon it while being saved from a good buggery.
- Lord John. Lorddddddd Lord John. Oy. That dumb shit has now been taken by yet another band of rebels. (Oh hush - you know I love him. He's like family. That's what family does. We make fun of each other. Tracey calls me dumb all the time.) At least this time he's got the smarts enough to lie about his identity...and tone down the hoity toity English accent. I can only hope for his sake that he left his sarcastic quips back at camp with Den and Dot.
I know I'm forgetting a ton of good stuff but that's what happens when you read, read, read...which I have been doing today. I am getting to that point where I have no choice but to read, no matter how hard to try to ration my NG (New Gabaldon).
The force is strong with this one, my friends.
Gather 'round now, chitlins, 'cuz mama's got a lot to talk about, mmmkayyy? Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic: St. John's Wort is neither a saint, nor a wart. Discuss!!
First of all... Ooooh wheee! That Willy is all kinds of messed up in the head right now, is he not?! Boyfriend's walkin' around...all disheveled...trying to keep up this facade of being rich-folk...when in all actuality, hereditarily speaking, he doesna have a pot to pee in! (Unless it's the lady Arabella-Jane's chamber pot...and he's too highfalutin to peep on top of her low-class peeps so soon after she peeped 'em!)
The story of Willie's life. |
You think I've got it bad...you should see the Earl of Ellesmere! |
But Ian? WEE Ian?!? Dude...you better back the eff UP. I will NOT tolerate you hauling off and hitting Ian in the mouth...and then being all snooty and righteous and telling the officers HE started it. Well nanny nanny noo noo, ya poor bugger. I don't feel the least bit sorry for ya when ye act like a child. Hell, my 9 year old wouldn't play THAT blame game...and he invented it! His sister does everything wrong..."I don't know" leaves his stuff around the house...and "somebody" moved it when he can't find it. Believe me - I know a good bit about acting like a child...and William's doing a rip-roarin' job.
Hey Rachel... Want a piece of this? |
Honestly, it kills me to not know what Wee Ian looks like. I wish someone would sit Diana Gabaldon down with a sketch artist and make her draw him for us. I've always seen him like Joe Mazzello...but I'd love to know how she sees him (along with sooo many other characters!)
It also pains me to hear Ian rehashing and reliving "Emily" in his mind while filling Rachel in on all the sordid deets. Ahem...cough bloort coughhhh!!!
Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little at the mere thought of that awful woman.
Why, yes! That is my nephew who thinks I'm dead. Thanks for asking! |
So here's Jamie, riding along...and there is FRIGGIN IAN WHO THINKS HE'S DEAD walking alongside of him!!! Oh holy hell - I sat right up (in my lounge chair by the pool where I was ignoring my family all afternoon) and said "No WAY!!!!!" (I can't WAIT until we see Ian realize Jenny's still alive, too!!) And poor Rachel is running alongside the gaggle of lobsterbacks...trying to keep track of where they're taking her Scottish Mohawk man. (Um, did Ian not tell you to go to Mother Claire and help him get out of this mess? So whatcha doin' still here, missy??) And then SHE looks at Jamie and almost falls the hell over...which is beyond deliciously fun, no?!
And when Jamie blackmails Willie and thinks to himself "Oh shiz - I couldna even take him!"??? Oh that just did it for me. I am as entrenched as anyone can be at this point.
Yup. I'm knee-deep in NEW GABALDON!!!
It's like Christmas morning when you've unwrapped all your new toys and you love everything...but you've only tested out a few so far and they couldn't tear you away from these new toys if they tried.
A few quick points:
- Kindof glad we have't heard from Mother Claire and Hal in the last few chapters. I needed a break from Hal's asthma and Claire's ministrations.
- Love the complexity of the situation with Ian and Rachel...and Denny and Dottie for that matter. Religious tradition and its upheaval in one's life always spices up a storyline.
- All y'all have no iDEA how juicy all this Philadelphia burbs stuff is. Valley Forge...Matson's Ford (which is current day Conshohocken, y'all)...Brandywine...Jethro Woodbine (as in Woodbine Avenue)...it's like Diana Gabaldon was in my class at St. Norbert's and went on all the field trips with me. Something tells me she didn't sing quite as loudly and obnoxiously as I did on the bus rides there and back...but I digress.
- Jamie has always, ALWAYS acted like a father to William. So many instances of him showing him tough love...just like a good dad would do. It warms my heart. Jamie just walked up to him - grabbed him by the ear (OK not the ear but you know what I mean) - and told him what he was going to do...because it was the RIGHT thing to do. I have such love for this sad little non-relationship, I canna conTAIN myself. I can only hope they forge some type of bond going forward, after Willie stops feeling sorry for himself and doing hookers because they insist upon it while being saved from a good buggery.
- Lord John. Lorddddddd Lord John. Oy. That dumb shit has now been taken by yet another band of rebels. (Oh hush - you know I love him. He's like family. That's what family does. We make fun of each other. Tracey calls me dumb all the time.) At least this time he's got the smarts enough to lie about his identity...and tone down the hoity toity English accent. I can only hope for his sake that he left his sarcastic quips back at camp with Den and Dot.
I know I'm forgetting a ton of good stuff but that's what happens when you read, read, read...which I have been doing today. I am getting to that point where I have no choice but to read, no matter how hard to try to ration my NG (New Gabaldon).
The force is strong with this one, my friends.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
A Quick Mention...
SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless you've read Chapter 16 in Written in My Own Heart's Blood.
I FINALLY was able to sit down and read this afternoon...and no sooner did I start than I had to STOP. And blog.
"He had in fact suggested that they walk together to Matson's Ford..."
Tracey and I went to high school on Matsonford Road. The mentions of the Battle of Brandywine, Valley Forge, The Paoli Massacre were one thing...but Matson's Ford? This is getting to be too much (in an awesome way.) It's like Christmas for my eyes.
Tracey says it's like Diana Gabaldon was living under our childhood home's stairs like Harry Potter. (I almost soiled myself at that thought...but I digress.)
SO - I thought it would be cool to create a MOBY MAP, showing locations in MOBY as I come across them in the book. There will be a few that might not be mentioned in the book...but were involved in situations in the book...and after growing up in the area, are places that are near and dear to my heart.
I'm hoping those of you who don't live anywhere near Pennsylvania or New Jersey who have never visited these locations will really enjoy getting "the feel" of the book.
Enjoy!!!
I FINALLY was able to sit down and read this afternoon...and no sooner did I start than I had to STOP. And blog.
"He had in fact suggested that they walk together to Matson's Ford..."
Tracey and I went to high school on Matsonford Road. The mentions of the Battle of Brandywine, Valley Forge, The Paoli Massacre were one thing...but Matson's Ford? This is getting to be too much (in an awesome way.) It's like Christmas for my eyes.
Tracey says it's like Diana Gabaldon was living under our childhood home's stairs like Harry Potter. (I almost soiled myself at that thought...but I digress.)
SO - I thought it would be cool to create a MOBY MAP, showing locations in MOBY as I come across them in the book. There will be a few that might not be mentioned in the book...but were involved in situations in the book...and after growing up in the area, are places that are near and dear to my heart.
I'm hoping those of you who don't live anywhere near Pennsylvania or New Jersey who have never visited these locations will really enjoy getting "the feel" of the book.
Enjoy!!!
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
15 Down...5 Zillion Dreamy Chapters to Go
Spoiler Alert: I have read 15 chapters in Written in My Own Heart's Blood! (I still canna believe I'm saying that. I never thought this day would come!)
WOW. What a difference four years make!
As I've told some of you already, I am not racing through MOBY. No way. I mean to take my time about it, aye? There is no way I'm going to race through this puppy and sit around bewildered and rocking back and forth in my happy place until the next one comes out. If I had the willpower, I'd read half a page a day until Book 9!!!
Remind me I said all of this when I'm halfway through the book in a few days and whining to you all about this or that (she says with a wave of her hand. Is it me or does everyone wave their hands a lot in MOBY?? It makes me giggle and wonder if DG does a lot of hand-waving at home to her poochies and my best friend, Doug.)
OK...SO...I am going to give a quick synopsis of what I've read so far. This is the Reader's Digest version as I left off at a juicy part and must go read.
First off...I have the sickest love/hate relationship with Lord John. One minute I'm all "Oh I loveeee Lord Johnnnn...he's so witty (and pretty...and gayyyy!)" and the next I'm thinking "You snotty English bastard. Jamie should have killed you when he had the chance." Now poor Jamie's laid up in poor Mrs. Whatshername's cot with pain shooting up through his left but-tock (said like Forrest Gump) while Lord John is laid up with the indent of Jamie's knuckles in his upper cheekbone.
One does notice the parallel, does one not?
It's a good thing those girls came back with sausage and the makings for johnnycakes because I did NOT want to think about our beloved Jamie with a void in his wame.
And could I have LOVED IT MORE when he was sittin' round the table, kabitzing with the likes of Washington and Mad Anthony Wayne??? Oh it was positively DELISH for our historydorks lovers. I could SMELL the woodsmoke!!!!
And by the way, I watch TURN...so MY Washington is smokin' hot.
Now on to Claire.I've waited four+ years to say this Lordddddddd Claire! Girl...can you ever stop your ministrations, even when the person receiving said ministrations could possibly get you killed? No, I suppose not. And I've always loved Hal so much...so I'm hardly bothered by his being fed some lovely cannabis tea. It would have been classic if Claire cut to the chase and lit up a bone. (How much would you love to witness a mutual Claire/Hal high, resulting in high-pitched cackling a la JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist?! Oh that would have made my DAY!!!)
And is it me? Or is Jenny the greatest comic relief to come down the pike since Laugh In?!? I have done a complete ONE EIGHTY on this woman!!! I HATED her at the end of Echo...and now I canna WAIT until she shows up in a scene! I want to THANK Diana Gabaldon for burying that hatchet so quickly and not making us wait around through some stupid girl-fight between Jenny and Claire.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!
And I want to know what's going on down at that print shop, too. She keeps excusing herself to go down there and find out what's going on. I mean...dinna get me wrong, I'd be making every excuse in the book to go hang out with Fergus as well...but still. The Brits are leaving, man. It's not safe out there!!!
Off to read, y'all. A girl can only stand so much!!!
WOW. What a difference four years make!
As I've told some of you already, I am not racing through MOBY. No way. I mean to take my time about it, aye? There is no way I'm going to race through this puppy and sit around bewildered and rocking back and forth in my happy place until the next one comes out. If I had the willpower, I'd read half a page a day until Book 9!!!
Remind me I said all of this when I'm halfway through the book in a few days and whining to you all about this or that (she says with a wave of her hand. Is it me or does everyone wave their hands a lot in MOBY?? It makes me giggle and wonder if DG does a lot of hand-waving at home to her poochies and my best friend, Doug.)
OK...SO...I am going to give a quick synopsis of what I've read so far. This is the Reader's Digest version as I left off at a juicy part and must go read.
First off...I have the sickest love/hate relationship with Lord John. One minute I'm all "Oh I loveeee Lord Johnnnn...he's so witty (and pretty...and gayyyy!)" and the next I'm thinking "You snotty English bastard. Jamie should have killed you when he had the chance." Now poor Jamie's laid up in poor Mrs. Whatshername's cot with pain shooting up through his left but-tock (said like Forrest Gump) while Lord John is laid up with the indent of Jamie's knuckles in his upper cheekbone.
One does notice the parallel, does one not?
It's a good thing those girls came back with sausage and the makings for johnnycakes because I did NOT want to think about our beloved Jamie with a void in his wame.
And could I have LOVED IT MORE when he was sittin' round the table, kabitzing with the likes of Washington and Mad Anthony Wayne??? Oh it was positively DELISH for our history
And by the way, I watch TURN...so MY Washington is smokin' hot.
Now on to Claire.
And is it me? Or is Jenny the greatest comic relief to come down the pike since Laugh In?!? I have done a complete ONE EIGHTY on this woman!!! I HATED her at the end of Echo...and now I canna WAIT until she shows up in a scene! I want to THANK Diana Gabaldon for burying that hatchet so quickly and not making us wait around through some stupid girl-fight between Jenny and Claire.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!
And I want to know what's going on down at that print shop, too. She keeps excusing herself to go down there and find out what's going on. I mean...dinna get me wrong, I'd be making every excuse in the book to go hang out with Fergus as well...but still. The Brits are leaving, man. It's not safe out there!!!
Off to read, y'all. A girl can only stand so much!!!
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
MOP Chat Cancelled Tonight
Tracey and I have decided to cancel MOP Chat this evening to give everyone a chance to continue reading MOBY without the threat of spoilers. We are also headed to see Diana Gabaldon at the Free Library in Philadelphia tomorrow...and plan to stop by some of the locations in MOBY. You know...Valley Forge...Wayne (named for Anthony Wayne)...and what's that other town?? Oh yeah...
REMEMBER PAOLI!!!
Be afraid. And be expecting some amusement on MOP in the next few days as I have every intention of blogging/vlogging about our trip!!!
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
A Very Special Spoiler Message
I am a spoiler freak. The slightest thing can really mess with my brain while I'm reading. Some people are fine with knowing that "something happens" on chapter __ or page __. Not me. The mere suggestion of anything - no matter how small or insignificant it seems to others - throws my cranium into a tailspin. Why? Because I like the element of surprise. I don't want to find myself looking for - or waiting for - something to happen. And it doesn't matter how small the situation is; I don't want to know so much as what type of soap Jamie is washing his hands with. It's just the way I operate. THANK YOU SO much, you awesome fellow Outlander peeps, for understanding. :)
Shazam! Here We Go Again!
SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless you have reached 4% in Written in My Own Heart's Blood! (Still canna believe I actually have it. It's like a dream.)
Before I talk MOBY, let me just say that I am not rushing through this book. If I had any guts at all, I'd be like MOP bud, Tonya and wait until a few months before Book 9 comes out to read MOBY. It is beyond enthralling to know you have unread Gabaldon at the ready. But...alas...my will power is in the toilet...and I was sneakily peeking at 3AM the morning the book came out.
Soooo...that's why I'm only at 4%. (Well that and the cray cray last two weeks of last-weeks-of-school mom hell I'm living this week and next.)
Let's go over a few points about what I've already read, shall we?
1 - TURTLE EFFING SOUP, PEOPLE!!!! Could Diana have given us a better gift this early in the story than reminding us of Claire feverishly biting the berth? No, no she could NOT! (jumps up and down and claps hands) It was 3 AM and there it was, jumping off the page like manna from the heavens. And for that I'm truly grateful.
2 - Here's me - in tears - at 3AM on Tues - reading about Jamie tapping the tune of the lone ranger on the door. THAT - alone - was worth 4 years, if you're truly a Jamie Fraserphile such as myself.
3 - LIBERTY CAPS!!! Do we not swoon over Abraham Woodhull (Jamie Bell) in his liberty cap on Turn every Sunday?! Love that!!
4 - Jethro Woodbine. There is a "Woodbine" avenue in Philadelphia. Just had to point that out. Miss Erin (MOP Chat Frequent Flyer) will giggle when she sees this.
5 - "he was weeping savagely, tears running down his own face, and his wet, half-hard cock flopping out of his breeches." This. THIS is why I love William. He's such a conundrum. He's so perfect on the outside while being vulnerable (and downright clueless sometimes) on the inside. He's like a wide-eyed child, trying so hard to be important...but the harder he tries, the sillier he appears. It's impossible for me not to find him completely endearing, no matter what attitude he's spewing or sticky situation he's gotten himself into on any given day.
(Just realized how the above quote would look to someone who has never read the book. I swear, it's not porn! Read the series!!)
I want to throw a genuine Thank You out there to Diana Gabaldon for not making us suffer though a long, drawn-out rift between Jenny and Claire. It would have been exhausting, and it's completely refreshing to see Jenny being so sisterly to Claire (who undeniably needs a lil' love right now). I am totally enjoy watching the two of them prattling on like the besties they should be. I hated hating Jenny; I'm so thrilled to love her again.
Off to read...but must mention this first. Watching Jamie kick the shit out of Lord John was the most delicious literary fun I've had in eons. And how exciting was it that their little scuffle was interrupted? Way to drag it out, DG. It's like the greatest fictitious foreplay ever.
Before I talk MOBY, let me just say that I am not rushing through this book. If I had any guts at all, I'd be like MOP bud, Tonya and wait until a few months before Book 9 comes out to read MOBY. It is beyond enthralling to know you have unread Gabaldon at the ready. But...alas...my will power is in the toilet...and I was sneakily peeking at 3AM the morning the book came out.
Soooo...that's why I'm only at 4%. (Well that and the cray cray last two weeks of last-weeks-of-school mom hell I'm living this week and next.)
Let's go over a few points about what I've already read, shall we?
1 - TURTLE EFFING SOUP, PEOPLE!!!! Could Diana have given us a better gift this early in the story than reminding us of Claire feverishly biting the berth? No, no she could NOT! (jumps up and down and claps hands) It was 3 AM and there it was, jumping off the page like manna from the heavens. And for that I'm truly grateful.
2 - Here's me - in tears - at 3AM on Tues - reading about Jamie tapping the tune of the lone ranger on the door. THAT - alone - was worth 4 years, if you're truly a Jamie Fraserphile such as myself.
No, I'm not playing a cool cat in LA! I'm playing a Revolutionary War dude! |
4 - Jethro Woodbine. There is a "Woodbine" avenue in Philadelphia. Just had to point that out. Miss Erin (MOP Chat Frequent Flyer) will giggle when she sees this.
5 - "he was weeping savagely, tears running down his own face, and his wet, half-hard cock flopping out of his breeches." This. THIS is why I love William. He's such a conundrum. He's so perfect on the outside while being vulnerable (and downright clueless sometimes) on the inside. He's like a wide-eyed child, trying so hard to be important...but the harder he tries, the sillier he appears. It's impossible for me not to find him completely endearing, no matter what attitude he's spewing or sticky situation he's gotten himself into on any given day.
(Just realized how the above quote would look to someone who has never read the book. I swear, it's not porn! Read the series!!)
I wonder if Jenny and Claire will ever go shopping for trendy duds and lip gloss. |
Off to read...but must mention this first. Watching Jamie kick the shit out of Lord John was the most delicious literary fun I've had in eons. And how exciting was it that their little scuffle was interrupted? Way to drag it out, DG. It's like the greatest fictitious foreplay ever.
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
MOP's TOBIAS TUESDAY!!!
You didn't think I'd forget on this holiest of days, did ya? Not ONLY is it MOBY Day...but it's also TOBIAS TUESDAY!! And just feast your eyes on that lusciousness!
My thanks to Connie for directing me toward this amazing photo from the set of Outlander Starz.
Strap on your seatbelts, kids...it's going to be a WILD RIDE!!!
MOBY IS HERE!!!
"Waiting by the mailbox in a lawn chair with a bottle of Pinot Grigio" this time? I don't THINK so!!! I was reading at 3AM!!! I am ecSTATic!! I have so much to say after only 5 chapters!!
MORE TO COME!!
MORE TO COME!!
Monday, June 9, 2014
Counting Down the Hours Until MOBY!
SPOILER ALERT: Do NOT read unless you have read An Echo in the Bone and The Space Between.
I have been waiting for MOBY for four years...and it's coming out tomorrow. Midnight, actually, since I ordered it on Kindle. I am almost numb with anticipation.
NOT to mention that I finished The Space Between - just in time for the occasion. WOW - was that a fun ending or what?? I am digging Michael and Joan together. Oh c'mon...you know they'll end up together. Ain't no way girlfriend is going to end up a nun for life. She seems to have too much need to see the world...even though she doesna know it yet. And she's also the only one who is able to conjure up some life inside his head - and heart.
To be honest, I was a little bummed after Michael found Joan in the cave. I kept thinking what an impact his appearance would have made had we not known he was following them. But then I realized I was wishing the scene had played out more like Christian Grey suddenly appearing in Ana's bedroom...and got totally sceeved at myself for absent-mindedly comparing these two scenes. NOT that I'm a Fifty snob. Not at all...it's just that comparing a Diana Gabaldon novel to Fifty Shades of Grey is like comparing the most amazing cut of Filet Mignon from the world's finest restaurant to a steamed 3 pack from White Castle. I love 'em both...but you know what I'm sayin'.
And how about Raymond and the Compte hopping, skipping, and jumping into the 1970s together?! I'm hoping Jem doesna end up with them in the mine. Lorddddddd the freakiness. I hate that the Compte is one of Raymond's "people"...because I was hoping Raymond would dispose of that disgusting "sorcerer"!! Who knows...maybe he'll surprise us and throw his ass ahead to 2170 when it's time to come home.
Did anyone else parallel Michael's and Joan's year-long wait to be together with Bree and Roger's year long handfasting? Or was that just me?
HOLY CRAP!!! I'M GOING TO KNOW JAMIE'S REACTION TO CLAIRE AND LORD JOHN'S DEED-DOING in less than 24 hours!!! It just hits me every once in a while and I can barely breathe. FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS!!! I feel like I'm getting out of jail!! Can you IMAGINE the breakfast table at houses all 'round the world tomorrow?? Those kids better not so much as look at me, let alone ask for a spoon. (Did I just say that out loud?)
More to come, lads and lassies...more to come, indeed.
I have been waiting for MOBY for four years...and it's coming out tomorrow. Midnight, actually, since I ordered it on Kindle. I am almost numb with anticipation.
NOT to mention that I finished The Space Between - just in time for the occasion. WOW - was that a fun ending or what?? I am digging Michael and Joan together. Oh c'mon...you know they'll end up together. Ain't no way girlfriend is going to end up a nun for life. She seems to have too much need to see the world...even though she doesna know it yet. And she's also the only one who is able to conjure up some life inside his head - and heart.
To be honest, I was a little bummed after Michael found Joan in the cave. I kept thinking what an impact his appearance would have made had we not known he was following them. But then I realized I was wishing the scene had played out more like Christian Grey suddenly appearing in Ana's bedroom...and got totally sceeved at myself for absent-mindedly comparing these two scenes. NOT that I'm a Fifty snob. Not at all...it's just that comparing a Diana Gabaldon novel to Fifty Shades of Grey is like comparing the most amazing cut of Filet Mignon from the world's finest restaurant to a steamed 3 pack from White Castle. I love 'em both...but you know what I'm sayin'.
And how about Raymond and the Compte hopping, skipping, and jumping into the 1970s together?! I'm hoping Jem doesna end up with them in the mine. Lorddddddd the freakiness. I hate that the Compte is one of Raymond's "people"...because I was hoping Raymond would dispose of that disgusting "sorcerer"!! Who knows...maybe he'll surprise us and throw his ass ahead to 2170 when it's time to come home.
Did anyone else parallel Michael's and Joan's year-long wait to be together with Bree and Roger's year long handfasting? Or was that just me?
HOLY CRAP!!! I'M GOING TO KNOW JAMIE'S REACTION TO CLAIRE AND LORD JOHN'S DEED-DOING in less than 24 hours!!! It just hits me every once in a while and I can barely breathe. FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS!!! I feel like I'm getting out of jail!! Can you IMAGINE the breakfast table at houses all 'round the world tomorrow?? Those kids better not so much as look at me, let alone ask for a spoon. (Did I just say that out loud?)
More to come, lads and lassies...more to come, indeed.
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
MOP's TOBIAS TUESDAY!!!
Monday, May 26, 2014
Memorial Day 2014: No MOP Chat
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Black Jack Randall: A Case Study in Cray Cray
WOW! This graphic sure has spurred some discussion on Facebook in the last 24 hours! I made it because I have sick respect for Tobias Menzies...and I know it's going to be deliciously conflicting watching him play both Frank and Black Jack Randall. Clearly this is a topic near and dear to our hearts. And might I say that is completely refreshing to see people vehemently debating Outlander topics...and not just drooling over actors who will be playing the characters we have all come to know and love (and fiercely protect!!)
(Pretty mature coming from the girl who started "Tobias Tuesday", no?) ;)
(Pretty mature coming from the girl who started "Tobias Tuesday", no?) ;)
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
MOP's TOBIAS TUESDAY!
WOW y'all. I have outDONE myself in finding this week's Tobias Tuesday morsel.
Wait 'til you see...aka hear, drink in, and salivate over...this!
Wait 'til you see...aka hear, drink in, and salivate over...this!
Monday, May 12, 2014
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Premieres, Homer and Novellas, OH MY!
What did I tell all y'all??? (Y'all sounds so ridiculous coming out of my mouth as I'm from New Jersey.) I KNEW they were going to announce the premiere date once they unleashed that new trailer on us. That trailer will be airing on Starz in a matter of seconds...if it hasn't already!! (I don't know as I'm not currently watching anything on Starz. Hey - gimme a break; Black Sails ended!!)
So WHAT do we all think about Outlander airing on Saturday nights??? I am cool with it as a) I have youngish kids and not the best social life (did I just say that out loud?) and b) my DVR's got skillz and gets LOTS of play between all my AMC, HBO and CW shows (again - did I admit to watching the CW out loud? HOMER!)
So last night I was reading bits and pieces of Outlander at 2:20 AM when I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. Jamie and Claire getting to know each other on their honeymooon...him telling her about the Mackenzies...the attack on the wagons when Claire hid in the crevice in the rock...Jamie and Claire gettin' busy while everyone else was "sleeping" (wink wink) on the aforementioned rocks. And I woke up feeling all kinds of love for Jamie and Claire. So it's VERRA COOL, SASSENACHS that Starz would pick today to make their big announcement.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must read The Space Between before Tracey kicks my ass.
So WHAT do we all think about Outlander airing on Saturday nights??? I am cool with it as a) I have youngish kids and not the best social life (did I just say that out loud?) and b) my DVR's got skillz and gets LOTS of play between all my AMC, HBO and CW shows (again - did I admit to watching the CW out loud? HOMER!)
So last night I was reading bits and pieces of Outlander at 2:20 AM when I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. Jamie and Claire getting to know each other on their honeymooon...him telling her about the Mackenzies...the attack on the wagons when Claire hid in the crevice in the rock...Jamie and Claire gettin' busy while everyone else was "sleeping" (wink wink) on the aforementioned rocks. And I woke up feeling all kinds of love for Jamie and Claire. So it's VERRA COOL, SASSENACHS that Starz would pick today to make their big announcement.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must read The Space Between before Tracey kicks my ass.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
NEW MOP VIDEO: Breakin' Down Trailer #2!!
POST SCRIPTUM:
I have done a complete 180 on the identity of the person who is undoing Jamie's shirt; I do think it's Claire. I studied this pic to an extent a person shouldna be studying a celebrity's pic without feeling icky and stalkerific. So yes...my (now sober) ass agrees with y'all. :)
Monday, May 5, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE FRASER!!!
My favorite MOP videos of all time. We made these on May 1st, 2010.
Happy Birthday JAMMF. :)
Happy Birthday JAMMF. :)
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
MOP CHAT TONIGHT!!!
MOP Outlander Chat Tonight at 9PM Eastern. Be there or be square, sassenachs. :)
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Tobias Menzies Voice Overs
For the love of all that's holy in this world. The man can talk about CARS and MAYONNAISE and I get weak in the knees.
That voice...
THAT VOICE!!!!!
That voice...
THAT VOICE!!!!!
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
The Space Between (My Apparent Wee Brain Cells)
Spoiler Alert: The following pertains to chapter 1 in The Space Between.
OMG. Compte!! WTF? Paul Rakoczy? Isn't that Pee Wee Herman's real name? Shit. I'm in trouble. I don't remember anything. It's been what - 5 years since I read Dragonfly?? I'M SORRY!! I'M NOT A REREADER!! (yelled like Ross's "We were on a break!") Heck, I can't remember what I bought at the Shoprite last week! Claire poisoned him? Is that what happened? Why?? Why?? (screamed like Nancy Kerrigan.)
Raymond, you sweet thing... |
Moving on... (because clearly I need to do some Dragonfly research before going any further with Compte and poisons.)
OK so Joan? Girl? Word to the wise. You best step OFF and dinna even THINK to continue ripping on Ian Fraser Murray. Ya feel me on this? Those aren't "heathen tattoos"...they're the markings of a WARRIOR. And ye'd be smart to remember that.
Lordddd the heathen tattoos... (which can be found here) |
Regardless...Joanie had better back it up and mind her words. Nun or no, I will send (awesome Outlander fan) Lara back in time to shank her ass.
Is my memory going to fail me through this entire book? How many lines will I have to reread? How many times will I have to call Tracey and say "When did this happen?"
And I'm only on page 3. (snicker)
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