Monday, February 27, 2012

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

My Wee Man's First Kilt!

Check out my wee Ian being fitted for his first kilt.  He's the ring bearer in a wedding in May.  Can't wait!

Land of my high endeavour,
Land of the shining rivers,
Land of my heart for ever,
Scotland the brave.


Friday, February 24, 2012

The Brus

Saw this today and it made me think about the possible Outlander film we're all constantly waxing on about.  I guess Athair Entertainment is trying to get "The Brus" made; a film about Robert the Bruce.  Interesting.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

And here is something really cool.  Anyone who come to chat regularly knows Clay (aka - Amede.)  Well...Clay has recently started a blog about his travels as he journeys to really neat locations for work and is currently in Japan.  His blog is really good...check it out!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sooz's Next Project


Got the following email from Sooz.  What a great idea!  Get those thinking caps on and start commenting!  I'll go first:  LAMAZE!  LOL Kidding.  Couldn't resist!  

Already at work on my next Outlander themed project and thought I'd enlist the members of MOP for some help as I'm designing it.

I'm looking for one word statements, specific to Outlander only, that represent the story, in a single word.  Sort of like if you were playing Password.

What are the names of characters, or places, or moments that drove the story....with a focus on the positive....

For example, "Lallybroch" conjurs up such a special time and place for J&C.  The word "Sassenach" speaks of tenderness, of connection, of endearment, of shared communication.

Would MOP be the place to post this and have fellow fans post a reply?  It's the hard-core Outlander fans, who are going to know what I mean by this and take on the challenge.

Let me know if you like the idea and are willing to play along.

Thanks!

Sooz

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Films Used in Amazing Outlander Fan Video from Annn3003

Hey thanks to Lisa and Jenna Faye for posting the films used in the amazing Outlander Fan Video I posted yesterday:

Braveheart, Rob Roy, Attila The Hun, The Constant Gardener, Mary Bryant, Beowulf & Grendel, Swept from the Sea, Pearl Harbor, Legends Of The Fall, The Fountain, Enemy at the Gates, Season of the Witch 

Many thanks to Annn3003 over at Youtube for posting this fantastic video. :)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Amazing 7 Minute Fan-Made Outlander Trailer

Truly amazing rendition of Outlander (and a bit of Dragonfly.)  Thanks to Jayne for sharing.  (And the fact that Mr Tasty Tuna, Jack Davenport is in it absolutely made my day.)

 

 Thanks to Lisa and JennaFaye for letting me know clips from the following films were used in its production: Braveheart, Rob Roy, Attila The Hun, The Constant Gardener, Mary Bryant, Beowulf & Grendel, Swept from the Sea, Pearl Harbor, Legends Of The Fall, The Fountain, Enemy at the Gates, Season of the Witch

Monday, February 13, 2012

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

The Outlander Quilt

Check out Sooz's latest creation!  Isn't she amazing?  MaryFaithPeace has a great write-up of it here.


Thursday, February 2, 2012

Say Hello to Moppy!


Back in December, I posted about an idea that MOP friend, Susan ("Sooz" for those who know her on chat) had for a present for Herself, Diana Gabaldon.  

I was rather vague at the time, because I didn't want the info to get back to Diana and spoil the surprise.  So I put together this blog page, explaining the specifics and told you all to email me if you wanted to get involved.

I found out Diana received her present...so I can finally let the cat out of the bag!

Sooz is a huge fan of dachshunds and heard Diana's family loves them, too.  She decided to make a Dachshund, using all the colors of Diana's Outlander series books for the body of the dog.  We decided Sooz would make and give the gift to Diana for her birthday on January 11th.
Look at the little tags!

At any rate - Sooz finished the project and sent off an adorable dachshund named MOPPY to Diana.  In addition, she made one each for Tracey and me (which was a complete surprise!) and also made us little babies to go with them.

Gratuitous shot of my kids
holding the new pups. 
PLEASE join me in saying THANK YOU to Sooz for being a wonderful friend of MOP and a very talented creator of these adorable little dachshunds (which I've told her she should be selling over at Etsy!)

And thank you to all of you who showed interest (and Tracey for trying her hand at some crafting circles!)  Some of you asked about getting involved later on down the line...and I will surely keep you posted. :)

Referendum on Scottish Independence

IPhone and Scotland: Perfect Together

This includes a wee bit of cursing. But holy crap, it's hilarious. Be warned!

 

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Tracey Tries the Haggis: Round 2

The chardy swig at the end is PRICELESS!!

Monday, January 30, 2012

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

"I Know That Dude!"

SPOILER ALERT:  Dinna read unless you are 48% through The Scottish Prisoner. 

I know the Twilight fans will appreciate my giggling when I read "the Auld Ones" last night.  I couldn't help but picture Carlisle, Edward and the gang hunting in the woods in their suspenders and fedoras.  Yeah yeah...that was "the Cold Ones"...but still.

OK so TELL me I didn't sit right the hell up in bed as I was reading about "a most philosophical sort of Jew" named Sterne and his fascination with all things Harvey Klinger (aka BUGS for those non-Brady Bunch loving Outlander fans.)   WOW.  Didn't see THAT coming.  I love how Diana throws us these little bones so we can have some fun.  So Jamie heard about him before Claire ever met him in Voyager!  Outstanding!

Lastly for this post - WHY did Jamie have the feeling someone was behind him while the Abbot was telling him about the hand (and subsequent body) found in the peat?   Please do NOT answer that if I will find out later!  (Spoiler Freak, party of 1?)  If it doesn't come up later, please do comment away! :)

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

My Downton Abbey Purgatory

Oops!  I did it again!  Come check out My Downton Abbey Purgatory!  And thanks to Julia for the great idea. :)


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Monday, January 23, 2012

If it's Not Lawrence Tynes, it's CRAP!

A friend of mine from Scotland (remember Hugh?  Or as I like to call him "Thee Mullet" since he sported a fantastic one back in the 80s) just told me Lawrence Tynes - aka kicker for the NEW YORK GIANTS (whoo hoo! Superbowl, baby!) - lived in his hometown in Scotland until he was about 10 years old.  So of course I did some Googling...and found out he was also the grand marshall of NYC's Tartan Day Parade back in April of 2008.

Not too shabby!


Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

A. Malcolm: Printer

Whilst searching for iPhone cases, I came upon this.  Um, is this the coolest thing ever?  Survey says:  YES!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

First Reads at Good Reads

Check out this Good Reads page (Thanks Lesley!)  It's chock full of "First Reads".  Check out what they have to say about it:

Be the first to read new books!  Prerelease books are listed for giveaway by publishers and authors, and members can enter to win.  Winners are picked randomly at the end of the giveaway. 

Be a Laird or Lady of Glencoe

Ever thought about becoming a Laird or Lady of Glencoe?  MOP friend Tracy thinks you should...and so do I!

We Interrupt This Outlander Blog...

I've finished "Monarch of the Glen" and am 3 episodes in to "Downton Abbey".  My thoughts:


Sunday, January 15, 2012

No Mop Chat This Week

This week's MOP Chat will be canceled in observance of Martin Luther King day.  Have a great week and we'll see you next week!  :)

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Happy Birthday Diana Gabaldon!

I am "away on business" (for the first time in 10 years!) and this is the first chance I've gotten all day to throw out a big"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" 
to Herself, Diana Gabaldon.

Hope it was a SPECTACULAR day!


Monday, January 9, 2012

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Dirty Dirk Fun

Check out what Belinda got for Christmas!!!  How hilarious is this?!


Thursday, January 5, 2012

So... where did the Jacobites park their cars?

So as I'm suffering in the doctor's office waiting room today with tendonitis of the rotator cuff, Tracey emails me and says "Oh please blog this!"

I concur.  Absolutely hiLARious.  Never in my life did I think I'd actually LAUGH about something that has to do with Culloden Battlefield.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Scottish Mummers!

If you are familiar with the annual Mummer's Parade in Philadelphia on New Year's Day,  you will love this.  If you are not familiar with the annual Mummer's Parade in Philadelphia on New Year's Day, you will love this.

No clue about the double S.  I have to assume all those people know how to spell Scotland.  ;)

 

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

My husband Tom is moving along nicely in Dragonfly...and I am going to try to wrangle some good commentary out of him while we're chatting.  Up until now, it's been verra amusing.  Let's just say last night he told me Claire "never listens to Jamie and just charges in with both breasts."

Needless to say, I almost fell off my chair from laughing so hard.  Should be interesting, folks.  ;)

Friday, December 30, 2011

Virtual Jamie Fraser

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I hope you are all thoroughly enjoying the season!  I am a bit behind and finally getting a chance to post a link to Blue Moon Magnolia's awesome blog post about Virtual Jamie Fraser!  If you havena already seen it, you must go check it out right now!

Thanks to Julia for alerting me to this Jamie fabulousness!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Hayley Atwell IS Claire

Spoiler Alert:  Dinna read unless you have read "An Echo in the Bone".

I just watched "Captain America" and couldn't stop texting Tracey because Hayley Atwell IS Claire Beauchamp Randall Fraser Grey.  She is Claire perfection on a plate!  It's uncanny!!




(My apologies if anyone suffered any kind of faintness of heart whilst watching Eddie Redmayne at work. He is positively scrumptious.)

Monday, December 26, 2011

It's a braw bricht moonlit nicht the nicht!

Outlander Chat

Just wanted to say I am SO SORRY - I completely forgot to blog about chat today!  I was at Tracey's all day, celebrating Christmas with our families and the fact that it was Monday never entered our minds!

Thanks to all who came to chat;  we had a lot of fun!  (I hope you guys got some good Scottish Prisoner chat in while I was putting my kids to bed!)

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and we'll see you next Monday at 9PM Eastern!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!


Why post on this lovely Christmas Eve when I can just show you my TEXT with Tracey from last night!

Spoiler alert: Dinna read unless ye are 25% through The Scottish Prisoner!



Carol:  Do u see what I see? Tom is reading DinA!!!!!

Tracey:  IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

Carol:  ROFLMAO! Hello you beautiful Savings and Loan!!!!


Carol:  I just suffered through gay sex with lord John. Blooorrtttttt!!!!

Tracey:  STEPHAN!!!!!!!

Carol:  Blech. I dinna need to hear about bending over pillows or lubing it up with the oil from the dish.  He's like Claire with her bedside lotion!


Carol:  Having one's member in one's hand seems to be a central theme in his book.

Tracey:  You r so homophobic lolol  

Carol:   BULLSHIT!! I just don't want to read about the sex!  Look at Dave O!  He's gay and the mere mention of vajayjay throws him into a tailspin!!  Can you imagine his reaction to lesbian sex?!

Author's Note:  Tracey's and I are self-proclaimed fag hags.  She knows I love the gays. :)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

I am about 20% in (and looking forward to a bit of free time between Christmas and New Year's to READ).   I'll fill you guys in on what's happening when chat starts...and then maybe I'll scoot early if y'all want to discuss future chapters.

**Please no spoilers!!  Thanks! :)

A Wee Giftie for Herself!

With the help of an incredibly talented MOP friend, Susan ("Sooz")...we are going to send something cute and crafty to Herself for her birthday on January 11th - and it will be from the "MOP Community".

If you want to be involved, it doesn't take too much work.  Just a few minutes (in front of the TV, etc)...and mailing your portion to Sooz by  1/3/12.

Interested in taking part in something fun and having Diana read your name on the list of participants?

Email me for details!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Santa Jamie

It's that time of year again...

Lads and Lassies...it's my pleasure to reintroduce to you...

Santa Jamie

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Live Scottish Prisoner Chat with Diana Gabaldon on BookTrib.com!

How cool is this?!?  Make sure you check out all the details over at BookTrib.com!!


Monday, December 12, 2011

Chat is Canceled Tonight

Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties (ie - the damned chat won't work!)  we will have to cancel chat this evening.  We will hopefully reschedule and host chat another night this week.  

Our utmost apologies for the inconvenience!!

Still Working on Chat!

I am waiting to hear back from the chat hosting company and looking frantically for a solution.

This is pretty much me right now:

Life Gets in the Way

Lest anyone wonder why I haven't read more...

Let's just say that in addition to wanting to "make it last", I'm also up to my eyeballs in First Grade Christmas Projects.  This week:  Finish the calendars we've been working on since September.  Next week:  Make and decorate 25 gingerbread houses.

If this sounds familiar to anyone: Class Mom Wonder Twin Powers...ACTIVATE!


Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!  (I will be doing the same thing I did last week; I'll be there at 9 to discuss what I've read...then I'll scoot so y'all can discuss the rest.  :)

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Scottish Prisoner: Post Numero Uno

SPOILER ALERT: Dinna read unless ye have read 13% of The Scottish Prisoner.  (I think I'm halfway through Chapter 5 but dinna quote me on that.  eReader Confusion can sometimes mess with the brain.)

First off - please forgive me - and please dinna judge me too harshly - for only having read 5 chapters.  I have not pushed myself in the slightest...because I want to make this book last.  Think about how the blog has been for the past 6 months or so.  It's full of the usual "Monday Chat" posts and commentary about various Scottish coolness.  Or Scots-loving Canadian bands in Disney World!  Now...that's all well and good...but it's not so great, right?

I have decided to make this last so I'll have some decent material while waiting for MOHB (or is it MHOB?  I can never remember).

Either that, or I can always go back to talking about Fergus Lamaze.  Heh heh, Christie.  I can hear you laughing all the way from New Jersey.

OK - so let's get to it:

It would be an understatement to say I was more than a little surprised when Jamie woke up in his bed in the stable and was ready to spank one out.  (Sorry - but there is just no ladylike way to say that.)  When he headed to the other stable to finish the job, I was totally worrit for him, thinking someone would see him.  Well - HELLO?  Did Betty see him?  Did Quinn?  I still dinna know...and I find the not-knowing absolutely delicious.

Speaking of Quinn, is it me or is he a larger-than-life character, right out of the gate?  Even if he doesna have much of a part, he still seems like such a presence.  To the point where I'm already casting him in my head.  (Colin Farrell, much?)

"Kings have their destiny about them- but so do those who serve them.  This is yours."  Love love LOVE that quote.  I've always held a grudge that Jamie was robbed of his birthright in Scotland.  But he has helped/supported/fought for so many people of stature over the years...that his accomplishments dwarf those of a King or a higher member of government.

If you've ever seen the film, "Ever After"...Danielle makes the most amazing speech to Prince Henry, based on quotes she took from "Utopia" by Sir Thomas More:  "A country's character is defined by its "everyday rustics" as you call them.  They are the legs you stand on and that position demands respect."  Again - this is how I feel about Jamie.  If it weren't for him, so many people would be up the proverbial creek in Scotland...England...America...take your pick.  So even though he didna get to be the BMOC for long in Scotland - and had to leave his position as Laird O' the Ridge in America - he has done more in a support role of Kings and Government officials that he might ever have done as Laird.

This is a topic I've pondered in my own life; the question of whether the large amounts of work are worth small amounts of recognition, if big things are happening in the process.  I think we can take a lot away from JAMMF's sometimes-unrecognized but always-heroic actions.  We don't have to be the boss - or be in the spotlight - to get major things accomplished in this life.  Sometimes we're meant to be the man behind the curtain.

OK moving on - Lord John.  Tracey is a bit concerned that I won't be thrilled with the Lord John storyline.  But so far, so good...because he's always with Hal.  And I've already mentioned how I feel about Hal.  I think Hal reminds me of a few people I know in life who make me laugh and get me through my day...and that's why I love his smartass, dry sense of humor so much.  I also LOVE the fact that Minnie was a spy, oh yes I do.  How COOL is that?  Yet another strong woman in Gabaldonland.  I look forward to finding out much more about her.

More quotes I loved:

"Fumbling in the box that held his possessions, he found his rosary..."  That reminds me of the Voyager montage in my head and my vision of Jamie walking with Lord John onto the Helwater estate for the first time.  He's carrying his meager belongings to the sound of "Amazing Grace" which is being sung by Susan Boyle in my mind.  (Don't cringe, y'all.  She's Scottish.  I dig her.)

"nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."  DAMN STRAIGHT.  Cheese alert:  I'm about to mention Duran Duran.  Some of you may want to go get a cold beverage and come back.  I've always loved Simon le Bon's bastardization of that line: "Hell hath no fury like a young girl's ego" from Duran Duran's "Meet El Presidente".  I could do a whole blog post on instances of women being scorned from books, tv, film...but suffice to say I just love that line.

"wonderful pungent scent of the horse's warm hide."  Does it get any better than this in a DG novel?  No, no it does not.  Something tells me Hildy, Cari and Jennifer J  will read that with unflagging joy.  :)

OK I'm getting punchy...so off to read.

Stay tuned...

Friday, December 9, 2011

Free Shipping for Orders over $30 in the MOP Shop 12/27/11 - 1/2/12

From December 27th to January 2nd, all MOP Shop orders over $30 will receive free standard shipping.  The coupon code is FREEDELIVERY. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Jamie and the Ridge

Got this from Belinda.  It is SO cool!

"Here is Jamie on The Ridge before he knew there was a Ridge with Claire.  We're in the NC mountains with the family on our annual Christmas tree trip and of course the book came with me.  You can see why he picked this spot."

Monday, December 5, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!  There will be LOTS of Scottish Prisoner discussion.  We plan to discuss the first three chapters at first...so no one has any spoiler issues.  Then we'll see how it's going and how far everyone is - and take it from there.

Please remember to be careful NOT to post spoilers.  Some people have not been able to read that much yet!  THANKS!  :)

Scottish Prisoner Chat

Trying to plan for chat this evening lads and lassies.  Please comment and let us know what chapter you are on in The Scottish Prisoner.  (If you have an eReader, just give us the percentage.)  Thanks!

Note:  PLEASE!! No Spoilers!!! Thanks!  :)

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Tracy Has HER Scottish Prisoner!

Tracy's car broke down after work on Tuesday when the book came out...so she and her daughter walked a distance to her parents' house to borrow their car.  It never occurred to her to WAIT for the book!  And she has already finished it.

Now THAT'S devotion!!!


Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tracey was a Barnes and Noble Prisoner! (VIDEO)

Watch Tracey as she skulks around B&N, looking for HER Scottish Prisoner!

 

Talk Supe's "West Coast Stacey" has HER Scottish Prisoner!



Well, I downloaded Scottish Prisoner to my iphone, but then couldn't take a picture of me reading it, since  the camera's on there as well.
Instead, here's a pic of me today (St. Andrews day and all) wearing a kilt and about to start reading the Scottish Prisoner as soon as I get home from work (and force my family to an early bed). So it's almost as if the Scottish Prisoner is taking a pic of me reading itself.

Patti has HER Scottish Prisoner!


Martha and HER Scottish Prisoner!


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Cari got HER Scottish Prisoner!


Brandy got HER Scottish Prisoner!

And look where she read Chapter 1!!!!


Hildy and HER Scottish Prisoner!

What do you think?  Jamie?  Or Kim? 



Looks like she made the right choice!!!



Tracey and HER Scottish Prisoner!


Diane K, Wee Fergus, and HER Scottish Prisoner!


Send in your Scottish Prisoner Photos!

So I saw these cute little shots of Donna and Tonya holding their new Scottish Prisoners today...and thought "Hmm...how about posting shots of people with their new books on the blog?!"


So what do you think?  Feel like seeing your face up in lights?



Send me pics of yourselves holding your new Scottish Prisoners!  Shots at home are great...and right, smack in the middle of the store is even better!


TODAY'S THE DAY!


Monday, November 28, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!  (If you want to come at 8:45, Tracey and I will be discussing the new Breaking Dawn movie!)

Eilean Balnagowan is for Sale!

Let's pool our money and buy this puppy!  We can have authentic Outlander parties in the Highlands whenever we want!  It's only 395,000 pounds!  (That's $618,570 American dollars to you and me.)

Can't you just see it now?  You arrive in Glasgow...take a lovely car ride Northwest where you gaze at the gorgeous landscape.  Then motorboat out to the island...where I'll greet you with a lovely single malt and a tray of bannocks.  Then...you'll retire to the fantastic castle we've all chipped in on and built.  I like to think of it as "Castle de Purgatory".

After you've freshened up in your authentic Scottish room, complete with tartan rug, gorgeous wood paneling and fantastic four poster with beautiful Scottish linens (which would cause Jamie Fraser to say "Christ, ye could get lost in this thing, Sassenach), we'll all meet down in the garden for another cocktail and a laugh about Jamie and Claire's activities in the Commandant's own garden.

Then we'll all have a wonderful Scottish meal prepared by one of the finest chefs in Scotland (I have to find him first) and a few more cocktails...and listen to a fantastic Scots band, complete with kilts, sporrans and little else.  :)

And that's just Day 1!  Who's with me?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Torn

I thought it was a fitting week to whip this one back out again...

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Excellent Brave Article











Check out this awesome Brave article sent to me by Julia.  I had no idea Kelly MacDonald was doing the voice for the main character, Bree Princess Merida - or that she was Scottish!  She plays an Irish woman (and does an impeccable accent) on Boardwalk Empire.



Could you listen to the intro from Kevin McKidd four million times a day?  I could.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight!

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Off Kilter

So we were in Disney last week...and one night we trotted over to Epcot to meet friends.

And we're walking along...and what should appear on stage right in front of us?  A Scots Canadian band in kilts, called "Off Kilter".  I wish you were all there!  I was taking photos and texting Tracey like a mad-woman!  They were a lot of fun!



Monday, November 7, 2011

Chat

Yes! Chat! Tonight!  9PM Eastern!  AKA in about 6 minutes!  See ya there!  :)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Outlander Kitchen


Oooooh - thanks to Karen over at Outlandish Observations for letting us know about this awesome new Outlander site  - Outlander Kitchen!   It's run by a professional chef and she makes foods you've read about in the Outlander series!  (Bannocks, anyone?!)

The Scottish Prisoner SNEAK PEEK!

According to the Facebook page of HERSELF - the first 19 pages of The Scottish Prisoner are online over at Random House.  Squeee!  Snippets make me giddy with glee!!!

A Scottish Tragedy

Just received this week joke from MOP bud, Hugh from Scotland:


DAVID CAMERON was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

A little boy stood up and offered: 'If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin' in the field an' a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a 'tragedy.' '

'No', said David - 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a skale bus kerryin' fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a'b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy'

'I'm afraid not', explained David - 'that's what we would call a 'great loss'' .

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. David searched the room.


'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said:


'If a plane kerryin' you and Mr.Clegg wis struck by a 'freendly fire' missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed David. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'


'Weel,' says wee Johnny 'it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss.....
and it probably widnae be a f***ing accident either!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Need to Make a Call? Je Suis Prest!

OK y'all - pay homage to Judy for alerting us to THIS juicy little giftie.  LOVE!




Monday, October 31, 2011

Spooky Outlander Halloween Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

Happy Vibes for Blue Moon Magnolia

Everyone please check out the Blue Moon Magnolia webpage - and send the happiest vibes you've got!

Outlander Yoga Blocks!

Check out this awesome idea from Belinda's daughter!  She strings her books together and uses them for yoga blocks!  Tremendous!  When I am in the middle of an Outlander novel, I'm thinking about Claire and Jamie during most of my yoga class anyway...might as well have a visual, right?!

Tartan Anyone?

Ooook lookie here!  Thanks to Lesley for sending in this fantastic find!

And dinna fash yerselves, lads and lassies; they ship worldwide!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Scottish Prisoner Widget

Do you not LURVE the new Scottish Prisoner Widget? Got it off the Diana Gabaldon Facebook page. Love.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight!

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!  (If you are a fan of Into the Wilderness by Sara Donati, we'll be having a brief Into the Wilderness Chat from 8:45 - 9:00.  Come join us!)

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Happy Birthday, Claire!

Happy Birthday to the woman who...

...taught me how to avoid getting knocked up with some simple herbs...

...refuses to do what anyone tells her to do...

...knows how to properly use wee stabbers...

...is feisty

...isn't so great in the kitchen...

...remains comical even in times of stress...

and

isna so good with celibacy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLAIRE!!!  We love ya!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Outlander Chat Tonight

Outlander Chat Tonight - 9PM Eastern!

TWO DAYS ONLY: Free Shipping in the Mop Shop - Oct 29/30!

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From October 29th – 30th, 2011 your customers will get free shipping on any orders in your shop! For this, they need to use coupon code WITCHINGHOUR when checking out. 

Sunday, October 16, 2011

If You Beg Her...

...She Will Read It.








(But Tracey already doesna like it, ken?)